Usain, you're a bad man. I mean you're a dream crusher and a moment stealer. A scoundrel perhaps. But context is everything. Because in the eyes of your opponents you're their worst nightmare. Your presence on the track already has cats thinking about how 2nd place is gonna feel. But in the eyes of the rest of us, you're a hero, a specimen, and the fastest man in the world.
So you turn MJ today. Congratulations. You've broken two world records in the past 3 days. Which means you were sittin on 22's and murking cats 5 years your elder. Impressive to say the very least. We're gonna show them what you did yesterday. Congratulations again. And please don't ever stop.